Funky Swag
"The Chunk" Soft T-Shirt
$35.00
Ultra soft and slim-fitting t-shirt - don't worry, slim is just a state of mind.
• PolyCotton (50% Polyester / 50% Combed Cotton) construction
• Unisex size – women may prefer to order one size smaller
• Durable rib neckband
• Worn in feel
• Superior drape
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Chest (inches) | 30-32 | 34-36 | 38-40 | 42-44 | 46-48 | 48-50 |
| Waist (inches) | 28-30 | 30-32 | 32-33 | 33-34 | 36-38 | 40-42 |
Fulfilled by 3rd Party
The Funky Chunky Hat
$24.00
We were sitting around one day wondering why we didn't have a hat. Boom, hat.
Like all of our swag, our hats are SUPER comfortable and not walking billboards! One size fits all.
Funky Chunky Wine Growler (750ml)
$35.00
The 750mL wine growler makes an ideal traveling companion for keeping your wine cold or at the optimal temperature all day. Perfect for transporting your favorite wine to just about any outing. If you're feeling adventurous, try making homemade sangria or wine spritzers to take with you. Or use as a decanter to aerate that less-expensive wine you picked up at the market. Makes a great gift anytime of year!
Dimensions: 2.75 inches L x 2.75 inches W x 11 inches H
The Super Soft Funky Hoodie
$49.00
You won't find a softer, more comfortable, hoodie sold by another indulgent snacking website! But seriously, our team sleeps in these - they're amazing.
• 5-ounce, 60/40 sueded ring spun cotton/poly jersey knit
• Unisex size – Fits snug, men may prefer a size up
• 3-panel hood
• Worn in feel
Note: Chest measured across the chest when laid flat, one inch below armholes
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Chest (inches) | 18.25 | 19.75 | 21.25 | 22.75 | 24.75 | 26.75 |
| Sleeve (inches) | 34.75 | 35.50 | 36.25 | 37.00 | 37.75 | 38.50 |
Funky Chunky Water Bottles (750ml)
$35.00
Our 25oz vacuum-insulated bottles keep liquids hot or cold all day. This compact size fits easily in your backpack and holds enough to keep you hydrated at the dog park or while out running errands. Or fill it up in the morning with enough coffee to fuel you through your commute and most (or even all!) of your work day.
The Super Soft Funky T-Shirt
$25.00
Super soft monogramed t-shirt for our Super Fans! An understated monogram, with our Funky Chunky logo on the sleeve shows your support - but without you turning into a walking billboard!
• Unisex size – women may prefer to order one size smaller
• Fabric: 52% Cotton 48% Polyester heather jersey knit